Month: August 2014


Cleaning The Toilet

Cleaning The Toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You […]

As I’ve Matured

As I’ve Matured…   I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in…     I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.     I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. […]

Chinese Combo No 5

Chinese Combo No 5 Lyrics Chinese Combo No. 5: Hello, Welcome to Wong Way Kitchen. I take your order please? I highly recommend the Combo #5! (Ooh nice) Yeah! Combo 1,2, .. 3,4,5. Everybody loves Chinese steamed or fried, from the Chinese restaurant around the corner, so you say you want some won-ton soup, I’ll […]