A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat”. The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom […]
Category: Humor ETC (G)
This is good….be sure you read to the end:) There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is “UP.” It’s easy to understand UP,meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? […]
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got […]
Enjoyed a few Laugh Out Loud moments from this one, hope you do….. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually […]
NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS ! No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not […]
A boy and his father are walking through the woods. The boys asks, “Father do trees poop?” The father looks at the boy and says “Of course, that’s where #2 pencils come from.”