To all the “keepers” in my life! Keepers I grew up in the 40’s/50’s/60’s with practical parents. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a name for it… A father who was happier getting old shoes […]
Category: Humor Etc Pages (G)
This section contains rated (G) Humor, Things to think about, Misc stuff from e-mails, Facebook post etc…
What, you ask, is ‘Butt dust?’ Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine; no adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and […]
This is good! I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes.. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a […]
How smart is your right foot? OK….this made me absolutely crazy How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can’t!!! While sitting at your desk, lift […]
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license.She dug throughher purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it looklike?” she finally asked. The policewoman […]
PRICELESS GRANDPARENT STORIES 1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed intoold slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As sheheard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed intotheir room, putting them back to bed […]
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat”. The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom […]
Gas prices cartoons.
This is good….be sure you read to the end:) There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is “UP.” It’s easy to understand UP,meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? […]
Food for thought. THE LAW IS THE LAW This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the US several times. THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words“under God” to […]