Now this one is just too Precious.. LOL! Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at […]
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This section contains rated (G) Humor, Things to think about, Misc stuff from e-mails, Facebook post etc…
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having […]
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Saskatchewan. (Trust me, it’s a real name of a province in Canada.) He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his […]
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked […]
To all the “keepers” in my life! Keepers I grew up in the 40’s/50’s/60’s with practical parents. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a name for it… A father who was happier getting old shoes […]
What, you ask, is ‘Butt dust?’ Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine; no adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and […]
This is good! I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes.. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a […]
How smart is your right foot? OK….this made me absolutely crazy How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can’t!!! While sitting at your desk, lift […]
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license.She dug throughher purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it looklike?” she finally asked. The policewoman […]