Category: Humor Etc Pages (G)

This section contains rated (G) Humor, Things to think about, Misc stuff from e-mails, Facebook post etc…


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Subject: Facebook Addiction

If you are familiar with Facebook, you will probably find this funny. The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the “Heroin Addiction Department (HAD),” the Smoking Addiction Department (SAD)” and the “Bingo Addiction Department (BAD).” Then she spotted the department she was looking for: […]

Time in Sand

Time in Sand TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT […]

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 🙁 1. U can’t count your hair. 2. U can’t wash your eyes with soap. 3. U can’t breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in fool. 10 Things I know about you… 1) U are reading this. 2) U are human. 3) U can’t say the letter […]

A frog goes into a bank

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his […]

Pet Fish

A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish. Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish? Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish. Warden: your pet fish? How’s that? Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, […]


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