Category: Humor Etc Pages (PG-13)

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Grandma’s Boyfriend

Grandma’s Boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.  He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting.  He looked up and said, Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?” Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day […]

Two Nuns

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last  instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop  of paint on their habits.  After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the  door of the room, strip off their habits, […]

Funny Ha Ha

Chainsaw A redneck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw thatwill cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of theline model. The redneck is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back and says, “This chain saw is defective. It would only cut […]

A simple solution

A person wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war.  Below is a copy of the response.   The White House  1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C.   Dear Concerned Citizen     Thank you for your recent letter criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and […]

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great […]

Good Idea!!

Good Idea!! Subject: Parking Ticket My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, “come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He ignored us and continued writing the […]

Barbecue Season

Barbecue Season A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:“Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and […]

Two Drunken Women

Two Drunken Women Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not […]

Cat Joke

Cat Joke A couple were dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answer machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and threw the cat into the back yard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the […]

Just A Little School Room Joke

Just A Little School Room Joke One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word ‘penis’ in tiny letters.She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.The next day she went into the room, and she […]