“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday School class. “NO!” the children all answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat […]
Category: Religious Humor (G)
This section contains religious humor rated (G).
This is a great was to start the new year…with a big smile. Read all the way to the bottom. This should put a smile on your face. Do Dogs go to Heaven? Hysterical! Absolutely unreal that this actually happened! These two churches face each other across a busy street.
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results: scroll down. God is like… BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like… a FORD […]
Stop at the picture for a second, and watch the rain… then read on… One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets of town, taking those extra precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick. Suddenly, my daughter, Aspen, spoke up from her relaxed position in her seat. “Dad, I’m […]
Let me tell you, make sure you read all the way to the bottom. I almost deleted this email but I was blessed when I got to the end. God, when I received this e-mail, I thought… I don’t have time for this… And … this is really inappropriate during work. Then, I realized that […]
A very Merry Christ-mas to you all. THIS IS A VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS TREE! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL This is a CHRISTMAS TREE. It is not a Hanukkah bush, it is not an Allah plant, it is not a Holiday hedge, it is not a Holiday tree, It is a CHRISTMAS TREE. To me that […]
I need a miracle today……but here goes anyway! The Pink Dress! Don’t let your day go on without reading this first, no matter how busy you may be!!! The Pink Dress There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why […]
MY ATTORNEY After living what I felt was a “decent” life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a […]
A Deck of Cards It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and landmines for some reason hadn’t been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. […]