Category: Religious Humor (G)

This section contains religious humor rated (G).

A preacher fell in the ocean

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.” A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The preacher replied again, […]

Drawing a picture of Jesus

Drawing a picture of Jesus   A kindergarten teacher was walking around her classroom while her students drew pictures. One little girl was scribbling so intently that the teacher asked what she was drawing. The little girl replied, “I’m drawing a picture of Jesus.” The teacher said, “Oh honey, nobody really knows for sure what […]

THE “W” in Christmas

Merry Christmas Y’all! The “W” in Christmas – Author Unknown Each December, I vowed to make Christmas a calm and peaceful experience. I had cut back on nonessential obligations — extensive card writing, endless baking, decorating, and even overspending. Yet still, I found myself exhausted, unable to appreciate the precious family moments, and of course, […]


Heaven as written by a 17 Year Old Boy   This is excellent and really gets you thinking about what will happen in Heaven.   17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class.. The subject was what Heaven was like. “I wowed ’em,” he later told his father, Bruce. […]


“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday School class. “NO!” the children all answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat […]

Do Dogs go to Heaven?

This is a great was to start the new year…with a big smile. Read all the way to the bottom. This should put a smile on your face. Do Dogs go to Heaven? Hysterical! Absolutely unreal that this actually happened! These two churches face each other across a busy street.  

God is like

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas  about God.       Here are some of the results: scroll down.      God is like… BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like… a FORD […]