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Good One

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat”. The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom […]


This is good….be sure you read to the end:) There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is “UP.” It’s easy to understand UP,meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? […]

Did You Know?

Andy Rooney DID YOU KNOW? As you walk up the steps to the building which houses the U.S. Supreme Court you can see near the top of the building a row of the world’s law givers and each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full frontal view … […]


Run when you need to! Give lots of kisses. Meet new people, even if they look different to you. Love your friends, no matter who they are. Don’t waste food. Take an occasional risk. RELAX! Try to have a little fun each day… Say, “I love you”often. Express yourself creatively. Be conscious of your appearance. […]

Humor Etc Pages @ The Elf Kingdom (TEK)

Humor Etc Pages @ The Elf Kingdom (TEK) The following pages & post have not been individually rated (yet) and may contain mature content (language). Viewer discretion is advised. Some post have been divided into categories rated G, PG-13 The following post are rated G, PG-13 Click Here to continue to entire list of post or […]