Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last<\/p>\n
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop<\/p>\n
of paint on their habits.<\/p>\n
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the<\/p>\n
door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.<\/p>\n
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. \u201cWho is<\/p>\n
it?\u201d, calls one of the nuns.<\/p>\n
\u201cBlind man,\u201d replies a voice from the other side of the door.<\/p>\n
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can<\/p>\n
come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.<\/p>\n
\u201cNice boobs,\u201d says the man, \u201cwhere do you want the blinds?\u201d<\/p>\n
Have a great day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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