{"id":111,"date":"2025-01-25T19:24:45","date_gmt":"2025-01-26T03:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/?p=111"},"modified":"2026-03-09T22:24:22","modified_gmt":"2026-03-10T05:24:22","slug":"grandmas-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/grandmas-boyfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Grandma\u2019s Boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-127 size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2025\/01\/tek_humor_etc_files.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"452\" height=\"33\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2025\/01\/tek_humor_etc_files.jpg 452w, https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2025\/01\/tek_humor_etc_files-300x22.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Grandma\u2019s Boyfriend<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.\u00a0 He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting.\u00a0 He looked up and said, Grandma, how come you don\u2019t have a boyfriend?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Grandma replied, \u201cHoney, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and\u00a0watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I\u2019m really happy with the TV as my boyfriend.\u201d\u00a0 Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus.\u00a0Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the\u00a0door and there stood Grandma\u2019s minister.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The minister said, \u201cHello, son, is your grandma home?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The little boy replied,\u201dYeah, but she\u2019s in the bedroom bangin\u2019 her boyfriend<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The minister fainted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Grandma\u2019s Boyfriend &nbsp; A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.\u00a0 He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting.\u00a0 He looked up and said, Grandma, how come you don\u2019t have a boyfriend?\u201d &nbsp; Grandma replied, \u201cHoney, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religious-humor-pg-13"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}