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Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.<\/p>\n
1st woman: I froze to death.<\/p>\n
2nd woman: How horrible!<\/p>\n
1st woman: It wasn\u2019t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?<\/p>\n
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/p>\n
1st woman: So what happened?<\/p>\n
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!<\/p>\n
1st woman: Too bad you didn\u2019t look in the freezer. We\u2019d both still be alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn\u2019t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religious-humor-pg-13"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t