{"id":135,"date":"2026-03-09T22:42:18","date_gmt":"2026-03-10T05:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/?p=135"},"modified":"2026-03-09T22:42:18","modified_gmt":"2026-03-10T05:42:18","slug":"a-letter-to-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/a-letter-to-god\/","title":{"rendered":"A Letter To God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-127 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2025\/01\/tek_humor_etc_files.jpg\" alt=\"tek humor etc files\" width=\"452\" height=\"33\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2025\/01\/tek_humor_etc_files.jpg 452w, https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2025\/01\/tek_humor_etc_files-300x22.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought, \u201cI better open this one and see what it\u2019s all about.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So he opened it and it read, \u201cDear God, I am an 83 year old widow living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had a hundred dollars in it which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Easter, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The postal worker was touched, and went around showing the letter to all the others. Each of them dug into his wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected 96 dollars, which they put into an envelope and sent over to her.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of the nice thing they had done.<\/p>\n<p>Easter came and went, and a few days later came another letter from the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.<\/p>\n<p>It read, \u201cDear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your generosity, I was able to fix a lovely dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day, and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was 4 dollars missing. It was no doubt those thieving bastards at the post office.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought, \u201cI better open this one and see what it\u2019s all about.\u201d So he opened it and it read, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religious-humor-pg-13"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":136,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions\/136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}