{"id":37,"date":"2024-06-12T08:26:19","date_gmt":"2024-06-12T08:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/?p=37"},"modified":"2024-10-10T02:21:31","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T02:21:31","slug":"do-trees-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/do-trees-poop\/","title":{"rendered":"Do trees Poop?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"w-fit m-0 border-0 bg-transparent cursor-pointer z-[1]\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<hr \/>\n<p>A boy and his father are walking through the woods.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"w-fit m-0 border-0 bg-transparent cursor-pointer z-[1]\" style=\"text-align: center;\">The boys asks, &#8220;Father do trees poop?&#8221;<\/div>\n<div class=\"w-fit m-0 border-0 bg-transparent cursor-pointer z-[1]\" style=\"text-align: center;\">The father looks at the boy and says &#8220;Of course, that&#8217;s where #2 pencils come from.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-60 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2024\/06\/th.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"376\" height=\"22\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2024\/06\/th.jpg 376w, https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2024\/06\/th-300x18.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 376px) 100vw, 376px\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A boy and his father are walking through the woods. The boys asks, &#8220;Father do trees poop?&#8221; The father looks at the boy and says &#8220;Of course, that&#8217;s where #2 pencils come from.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-etc-g"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions\/68"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}