{"id":85,"date":"2025-01-25T18:38:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-26T02:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/?p=85"},"modified":"2025-01-25T18:38:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T02:38:03","slug":"a-preacher-fell-in-the-ocean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/a-preacher-fell-in-the-ocean\/","title":{"rendered":"A preacher fell in the ocean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn\u2019t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, \u201cDo you need help, sir?\u201d The preacher calmly said \u201cNo, God will save me.\u201d A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, \u201cHey, do you need help?\u201d The preacher replied again, \u201cNo God will save me.\u201d Eventually the preacher drowned &amp; went to heaven. The preacher asked God, \u201cWhy didn\u2019t you save me?\u201d God replied, \u201cFool, I sent you two boats!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn\u2019t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, \u201cDo you need help, sir?\u201d The preacher calmly said \u201cNo, God will save me.\u201d A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, \u201cHey, do you need help?\u201d The preacher replied again, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religious-humor-g"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions\/86"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}