{"id":91,"date":"2025-01-25T18:47:15","date_gmt":"2025-01-26T02:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/?p=91"},"modified":"2025-01-25T18:47:15","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T02:47:15","slug":"when-your-pastor-stops-by-for-a-visit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/when-your-pastor-stops-by-for-a-visit\/","title":{"rendered":"When Your Pastor Stops by for a Visit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card that had printed \u201cRevelation 3:20\u201d on the back of it for just such an occasion, and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.<\/p>\n<p>Added to it was this cryptic message, \u201cGenesis 3:10.\u201d Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins \u201cBehold, I stand at the door and knock.\u201d Genesis 3:10 reads, \u201cI heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card that had printed \u201cRevelation 3:20\u201d on the back of it for just such an occasion, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religious-humor-g"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/92"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/elfkingdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}