{"id":210,"date":"2024-06-03T19:51:52","date_gmt":"2024-06-03T19:51:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/?p=210"},"modified":"2024-06-03T19:54:23","modified_gmt":"2024-06-03T19:54:23","slug":"because-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/because-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"Because\u2026.cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I should probably mention that my wife and I love cats and have several turd-biscuits whom we serve. Thankfully, they haven\u2019t quite reached this level of dickheadedness, but they have their moments.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_211\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-211\" class=\"wp-image-211 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/06\/341265575_1296673914563142_5655273978656151255_n.jpg\" alt=\"Picard, Barclay, and Spot.\" width=\"500\" height=\"624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/06\/341265575_1296673914563142_5655273978656151255_n.jpg 500w, https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/06\/341265575_1296673914563142_5655273978656151255_n-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-211\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yup, that\u2019s a typical cat for you.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should probably mention that my wife and I love cats and have several turd-biscuits whom we serve. 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