{"id":210,"date":"2024-06-03T19:51:52","date_gmt":"2024-06-03T19:51:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/?p=210"},"modified":"2024-06-03T19:54:23","modified_gmt":"2024-06-03T19:54:23","slug":"because-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/because-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"Because\u2026.cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I should probably mention that my wife and I love cats and have several turd-biscuits whom we serve. Thankfully, they haven\u2019t quite reached this level of dickheadedness, but they have their moments.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_211\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-211\" class=\"wp-image-211 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/06\/341265575_1296673914563142_5655273978656151255_n.jpg\" alt=\"Picard, Barclay, and Spot.\" width=\"500\" height=\"624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/06\/341265575_1296673914563142_5655273978656151255_n.jpg 500w, https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/06\/341265575_1296673914563142_5655273978656151255_n-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-211\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yup, that\u2019s a typical cat for you.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should probably mention that my wife and I love cats and have several turd-biscuits whom we serve. Thankfully, they haven\u2019t quite reached this level of dickheadedness, but they have their moments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-next-generation"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":214,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions\/214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekinnovations.net\/star-trek\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}