How smart is your right foot? OK….this made me absolutely crazy How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can’t!!! While sitting at your desk, lift […]
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license.She dug throughher purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it looklike?” she finally asked. The policewoman […]
PRICELESS GRANDPARENT STORIES 1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed intoold slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As sheheard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed intotheir room, putting them back to bed […]
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat”. The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom […]
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Grandma’s Boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?” Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day […]
This is good….be sure you read to the end:) There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is “UP.” It’s easy to understand UP,meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? […]
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, […]
Stop at the picture for a second, and watch the rain… then read on… One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets of town, taking those extra precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick. Suddenly, my daughter, Aspen, spoke up from her relaxed position in her seat. “Dad, I’m […]
Food for thought. THE LAW IS THE LAW This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the US several times. THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words“under God” to […]